Giuseppe Zanotti's Architecture

Shoe designer Giueseppe Zanotti's spectacular creations. I would love to have a fight in a pair of these shoes.

Judith Leiber's Novelty Handbags, sorry i mean "Minaudière"

These my friends are brilliant. I waltzed myself into Bergdof and Goodman on 5th Avenue today and discovered Judith Leiber. The security guards were looking at me quite skeptically seeing as i was the only (black) person wearing fur that was not real in the entire store, despite the "prejudice" the guy working for Judith Leiber was great and told me i could treat this like a museum. These are the handbags (sorry I mean "Minaudière") that I saw, quite marvelous actually. She also designs "pill boxes", clearly geared towards our requirements when raving.

Custom made name rings for fights.

So when you punch a pervert they will be labeled with your name, oh the shame, oh the glory. Must have, but can't have, so pricey. Find here.

For any respectable raver: "Prezzo Metal Mesh Fanny Pack"

For any respectable raver.

Wanna Party (in these)

I love beer, especially on my fingers

Anonymous Gold

Who is this guy and why does he get to wear such a brilliant jacket?

Alexander McQueen.

Genius.

Theo Fennell is Heavy.

Theo Fennell is HEAVY. His jewelery is perfect. However you can purchase (at obviously unaffordable prices) ridiculous items such as a "Money Clip" for the masses of cash one may need to clip together, silver lids for Marmite or a "Silver Birth Certificate", the description reads:
"A beautiful way to immortalise a precious moment, this birth certificate is handcrafted in sterling silver, to be engraved with personalised details."

What is the point in your birth certificate surpassing your life span? Rather obsolete, but rather humorous. It seems that Theo Fennell is doing what i think he is doing: taking advantage of those who have more money than sense. Brilliant.